The last time I died
wasn't nearly this much fun
Drunken Memoirs
The world is never what you expect,
One day you live an uneventful life, and the next, your whole reality is thrown down the garbage chute.
Did you know that I used to be a Sunflower farmer? Me, The Crimson BLOODY Lion. But that was a lifetime ago.
Everything changed when I met That woman, a Silver-haired, silver-tongued, probably made out of plastic, Demon woman. She was but a child to my people, but where she walked, conflict erupted.
I, a lovely farmer boy, pulled into the shitstorm called to war by my soon-to-be 'Pain in my life.' Demon queen. Do I sound bitter? Oh god, I hope I do. But I learned, I grew, I killed, dismembered, beheaded, and melted flesh my way into a league of my own.
Goodbye Farmer boy and hello, The handsome, fantastic- haired, silver-tongued, and debonair smiled Crimson Lion; and if you're thinking, I'm drunk. Then you are correct. Im writing this in my bathroom filled with cherry blossom, and I'm on my sixteen bottles of pinot noir. Bite me.
Then like the flu, she left without warning, and little 'old me shunned by my people and cast out into the big bright world. Then like any other man, I made a kingdom and proclaimed myself king; that last a whole two seconds before it went to total shit.
Though it wasn't all bad, I met someone as mad as me; call her a cousin, just the one you don't want to mess with, sorry children, we aren't red-necks. Cordelia, that's her name, if you hear it run. Like fucking run. Anyway, she was my better half, someone I could go into the middle of a fucking war and have a hell of a good time with.
We parted ways; she went to fuck around with some human hunter. The joking kind, you filthy animals, and I went to work for the Plastic model Demon Queen Devonna. I wage war and conquered lands, extended her domain, and befriended a cute Puella(little girl). She felt such awe at the stories I told her and the adventure I've had. I taught her a thing or two about disemboweling men. she was a cute little pistol.
Then enter her daddy, probably compensating for something because he kept walking around with a giant sword. We all know what they say about men with giant swords. That was a dick joke for you adolescents reading this. We butted head; he didn't like me. I found him adorable with his whole wannabe better than me. Like bitch please, have you seen me?
Long story short, I found love, she got dead. I sealed the demon queen in retaliation, and her husband didn't like me too much. Im getting sober, so If enough people like storytime, we'll come back and do it again. Ps. I'm planning to rob the cradle, but more on that next time.
Present Day
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Personality
Traits: Meticulous, Whimsical, Short-tempered, Realist, Battle crazy.
Disorders: Bipolar (During combat).
Addictions: Blood Thirsty, Gambling with his life, Drinking.
Likes: Wine, Coffee, Art, Weapons, Devialla, String Instruments, Strong women (Devialla), Dorks (Lu and Sett), Cordelia (Donโt kill me.), Fighting.
Dislikes: Stupidity, Weak people, Tyrants, Ducks, Tea, Deities.
Quirks: Hair frantic, Falls asleep randomly, Loves to tease, Sarcastic.
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Legal Information
NAME: Kurama Alexander Nightfall
NICKNAMES: Kura, Kuku, Stray Cat. (Donโt call him this.)
ALIASES: The Crimson Lion.
Legal Information
SPECIES: Methusela
DATE OF BIRTH: August 2.
PLACE OF BIRTH: Unknown Village in the East.
CURRENT RESIDENCE: The Garden District.
Physical Details
ETHNICITY: Latin.
HAIR COLOR: Crimson.
EYE COLOR: Forest Green.
HEIGHT: 6โ2
WEIGHT: 180
BIRTHMARKS: A insignia on the back of his neck of a crimson lion.
SCARS: Giant scar across his back from his right shoulder blade to his left hip.
Family Ties
MOTHER: Unknown.
FATHER: Unknown (Dead), Azazel Lionheart (Adoptive father)
SISTER(S): None.
BROTHER(S): Kochuniki Nightfall, Setsuna Nightfall
Other Family: None.
Relationships
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single (For now)
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP(S): A gentlemen doesnโt kiss and tell.
PAST RELATIONSHIP(S): Devonna Tenma (Ex-girlfriend), Ellery Torew (Deceased Wife)
Miscellaneous
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