1. I am not an erotic profile! Absolutely not.
2. I'm a good girl who demands respect, I don't at all like talking to dominating men and sugar daddies who think I'm some kind of sex object. You can't just boss me around!
3. I will give everyone equal attention, I don't at all save my time for troublemakers.
4. Roleplay is more important than real life of course. I don't have a full time job or anything.
5. I really love boring generic greetings. I hate it when people stand out. Be shy!
6. I hate domineering jerk guys. The kind who stare at my boobs and treat me like a bimbo. I totally don't love talking to them for hours and teasing them. Not at all. If you're that sort of guy you totally shouldn't message me right away. What do you think I am, some kind of masochist?
7. What? No I'm not winking, I just have an eye condition.