THE THIRD WIFE OF OUR BELOVED LEADER DONALD TRUMP?! Mrs. Melania Trump, I've never expected to be graced by such a vision! Our leader is very lucky indeed to have such a trophy on his arm... or is it you who was lucky to have been grabbed by such a great man?
Whatever the case may be, I'm happy to have you. So, to what do I owe the honor?
I'm not a photographer nor am I able to smuggle you out of the White House; in case that's the call you'd have me answer. That is a little bit out of my jurisdiction. What brings you here?