Name: Eiri "Yuki" Uesugi
Age: Physically, 23. Spiritually, dead.
Status: Pissed.
Orientation: If it's pretty, I'll f*** it... if that's what you wanted to know.
Religion: Buddhist
Location: Far away from you�
Yeah. Yeah. My editor told me to do this. Some bullsh*t about publicity or whatever. I guess it's worth it to not have to hear her droning on about it anymore. So, hopefully this shuts her up.
I'm Eiri Yuki... romance novelist... Nice to meet you. "Insert other fake/pleasant greetings." I'm sure the pleasure is all yours.
I'm 23 years old, the middle child in my family though I try to distance myself from those overbearing pains-in-the-asses as much as I can. I have a nagging older sister who doesn't know how to mind her own f***ing business, a freeloading younger brother, and a crazy old man who I'm pretty sure will live forever just to spite me.
I'm a bastard. Get over it. Don't like it? Then I'd suggest you leave now. But, to prove I'm a good guy I'll give you a piece of advice. If you don't want to get yourself killed, you should probably stay away from mercedes, sle's, and SAAB cabriolets. Because if you get in front of me, I'll probably hit you and then back up over you for good measure. The less morons in this world, the better. I'm sure no one would miss you.
Yeah, that's me Sweetheart. Resident sex god. You might want to wipe away the drool before someone thinks you ride the short bus. I know I'd believe it. You look like you're lucky you can tie your own shoes.
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BIO
So what and who is Uesugi �Yuki� Eiri? He is a 23 year old romance novelist. He�s devilishly good looking, with a tongue and personality that could poison a person with one bite. He makes it clear to everyone that he doesn�t need them, and that he would prefer it they all left him alone. He�s a heavy drinker, a chain smoker, sleeps with loads of woman, and loves to eat strawberry cakes. The poor young man hardly ever gets any sleep, he�s too busy finishing his manuscripts to give to his editors.
But, you know, you would think a man so good at writing romance novels would be a softie at heart. Nope. He makes it clear that he finds love to be a useless emotion, though it�s obvious this hardness is all a put on for his own protection. Eiri is terribly sensitive, though not all of the cruel coldness about him is an act. Much of it is in response to a lifetime of sensitivity.
Eiri was born in Kyoto, Japan. He�s fully Japanese, but he was born with blonde hair and gold eyes. He looked American and as a kid, Eiri was made fun of a lot for his features, and that was one of the reasons that Tohma (his brother-in-law) took him to New York where Eiri met a young Yuki Kitazawa, who would love him, and also ruin the rest of his life in one night of drunkenness.
It�s this very past that haunts Eiri still. So much so that Eiri has mental problems� yes, BIG ones. Like bipolar, heavy medication sort of mental problems. He can be very, very cruel to people, and doesn�t often think twice to tell someone that he hates them.
(bio credited mostly to yuki-eiri.com)
