Rules I guess..
1.) Semi-Para - Para only, only special people get the Multi-Para out of me.
2.) I have a life outside of roleplay. Don't bother me.
3.) Don't assume my character's gender. Rude.
4.) I am not trying to sleep around. I actually like a good plot.
5.) I probably don't want to sleep with you if you are taken.
6.) I probably don't want to sleep with you if they don't care.
7.) I probably don't want to sleep with you...
8.) If I do sleep with you, cool. Might happen again some time, might not.
9.) Don't control my character.
10.) I'm terrible at making choices. Don't ask if you don't want a smartass remark.
11.) Yeah.. I just don't care really.
12.) These rules might change. Might not.
13.) I have no ambition and suffer from depression. Fantastic combo really.
14.) You don't need to sign these rules...
15.) ... but if you do you might get me to smile a little...