Yeah--they suck! Total buzzkill playing by the rules, but if I don't give a little instruction manual how are the little boys and girls gonna know how to play with the big guns? I mean--we all want to be satisfied, right? So listen up! Dante's givin' a lecture and he doesn't repeat! 

 

1. Literacy is a requirement--make an effort on grammar and spelling. 
That's all I ask. Oh, multi-para + preferred, but I'll dance with a good paragraph too so don't go home cryin' just yet.

2. Patience. I get busy. Get bored. Have other hobbies.
Expect me to get to things when I get to them and we'll be pepperoni on pizza; you get the same courtesy.

3. We're all big boys and girls so put the feelings where they belong--away from me. Mature Content in the form of language, religious themes, supernatural horror, violence and gore, and sexual content may apply to my writing. Got a problem? Get a priest or take the exit from the account (respectfully of course). 

4. Romance isn't my main concern. If it happens, it happens, and when this devil makes a commitment it stays. Pretty simple.

5. I prefer banter-based starters or something that jumps into the action. Discussions are mainly for crossovers that need the work to make them work. 

6. No discord or outside communications. 
Sorry--here to write, here, not wear the welcome for either of us.

7. Keep it stylish!