UNO; I multi-para and if I dig what you're doing that may increase, please don't be intimidated.

DOS; You add, you talk. I add, I YELL! Schibang, simple right?

TRES; If I offend you, or my chara does, just fucking tell me. I'll either tone it down or say, "Look, if that shit offends you, get outa church and into the real world... And our RP's will have to stop, babeh��"

QUATRO; If you view me, IWILLADDTHEHELLOUTOFYOUBECAUSEDATSWHATIDONUKKA!

CINCO; I like women, booze, my music and sometimes all three, but if I find someone speshil enough to tie me down (oh yeeaaaahhhhh) then I'm afraid the zippers will come up.

(I CAN'T REMEMBER SPANISH FOR SIX); My character is bipolar and quite crazy, he randomly begins talking to himself or get's really angry and picks a fight. Or, he's extremely happy and then something causes him to go into tears.

SEVEN; If you have iRL problems and are feeling suicidal or just fucking depressed, holla at'cha boi! I've had run-ins with that stuff, I struggled for years. Prolly not used to seeing that in RULES, but ey, people need help, so if you need someone to simply chat with, please, warn me first.

OCHO; I just like saying that, so yeah.... Basically it. Please sign or not, IDGAF.