Confession #1: I'm not actually as angry as I appear to be. Its just fun to type in all caps. It makes me happy.

Confession #2: Don't expect me to always be in character. That's for roleplays. In statuses and comments, I will be ooc as fuck. You might get lucky and see me in character every now and then though.

Confession #3: Sometimes, I just take a week or so to do replies. I'm not neglecting people, I just get horribly distracted and forget. Short ones are easy so they get done in a matter of days. Long ones . . . Long ones take awhile.

Confession #4: I can't read. Or at least not very well. I misread things all the time. So if I type something to you that doesn't make any sense, let me know. Chances are I read something you typed to me wrong and acted to what I thought happened. I am sorry.

Confession #5: Sometimes, I like random statuses. Why? Because I can and there isn't anything you can do about it.

Confession #6: Sometimes, I just don't make my bed. I sleep in a fucking dungeon for fuck's sake. Just who the Hell is going to want to come down there?

Confession #7: Sometimes, I dress up as Eren and go out in public and mingle with regular people. Why? Because I'm Eren Jaeger and that's the kinda shit I do.

Confession #8: Not gonna lie. When I see other Erens comment on my friend's statuses, I feel pretty bad. Why? Because I feel like they're better than me and they like them more. True or not, I always feel inadequite. Its not you guys. Its just me being a fuckin' weirdo. A really big fuckin' weirdo with no self-esteem and everything.

Confession #9: There's a reason I constantly flirt with everyone. Levi gets pretty pissed and the angry sex and the make-up sex are pretty great. So that's a thing.

Confession #10: One of my friends told me the other day that once the blonde works itself out of my hair, I'll look exactly like Eren. Well then. GROW OUT FASTER HAIR! I NEED YOU TO BE BROWN AGAIN!