Terrance is Phillip's best friend, and the other half of the all-star Canadian comedy duo Terrance and Phillip. He was born Terrance Henry Stoot in the small Canadian village of Toronto. He used to date Canadian singer Celine Dion and had a bastard daughter with her (named Sally). The comedy duo briefly broke up prior to "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow", causing Terrance to lose control and become a total fat ass. But they have since patched things up. Both of them live together in Canada, love Kraft dinner, and recently got hitched to the Queef Sisters. At the ceremony, Terrance and Katie where happily pronounced farts and queefs.
Oh! Thank God. The last thing I need is more kids
Statistical
Legal
NAME: Terrance Henry Stoot
NICKNAMES: give him one?
DATE OF BIRTH: January 8th
PLACE OF BIRTH: Toronto, Canada
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Canada
Physical
ETHNICITY: Canadian
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 6'0
WEIGHT: 185
BIRTHMARKS/SCARS: tbh
Family
MOTHER: unknown
FATHER: unknown
SISTER(S): Input info
PET(S): Barky and Purry
KID(S): Sally
Personality
Traits: Captivating, Dramatic, Playful, Bizarre, Childish
Disorders: none
Addictions: none
Likes: farting jokes, and Kraft dinner
Dislikes: serious people
Education
High School unknown
College unknown
Major unknown
Degree unknown
Employment
OCCUPATION: Canadian TV star
JOB DESCRIPTION: Comedian
EMPLOYER: canadian studios
SKILLSET: farts
Relationships
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: unknown
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: complicated
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP(S): eh?
PAST RELATIONSHIP(S): Katie
Buddy.
Present Day
Info coming soon.
Why is it that every time somebody sees me they have to say, "Hey, where's Phillip?" Like we're freaking married or something!
