"Once, there was a tiger striped cat. This cat, died a million deaths, revived and lived a million lives. And he had various owners that he didn't really care about, the cat wasn't afraid to die. Then ONE day, he met a white female cat, the two of them fell in love and lived together happily. Well, the years went by and the white female cat got old and passed away. The Tiger Striped cat cried a million times, then he also died. But this time.....he didn't come back."
"Well, if you find me interesting enough to seek out my comments, I'd hate to disappoint. So, let me lay something on you, if/and you don't mind. Two bodies may be right next to one another, or they may be a thousand miles away. The range doesn't determine how far the heart, mind and soul are. If someone is with you in spirit, they're always right by your side. Damn, I'm deep. Now... where'd I put my cigarettes...?"