Remember kids, Jesus was Black. Ronald Reagan was the devil and the Government was responsible for 911, also never meet your heroes. They never turn out to be Chris Evans without a shirt. listen to that song, it's great.
She wouldย immediatelyย curve her un-captured hand, the one that still held herย karambitย and drove it into his hip - dragging it fully across the belly toย immediatelyย disembowel him; right around the time that he let go. Though she was the first to stand, driving her heel into his chest toย ensureย he stayed where he belonged; on the ground. "Choke holds are really only effective if you immobilize the weaponย before you do it, otherwise you just make it easy to gut you. Perhaps you are only effective with guns, ne?" She would coo another half-smile down at him. "Only aย p**syย would make claims they can't back, Spiderman. This is exactly what I was talking about, ever the fool." With that she would stepย ontoย him, and over him, before trotting away.
Her lips twitched in some form of primal grin, ignoring his poke again, though this time her half lidded gaze was one of pureย spite. Clearly, she was irritated. "What do you meanย too easy? If it wasย too easyย you would prove it. You are a f***in'ย foolย and you seriously think you could bestย me? The only reason you'd even win isย becauseย I can't f***ing kill you. You want your backshots? You'll have free reign,ย ifย you beat me. How's that sound?"
"Begrudginly?" Her lower lip jutted out in a fat pout. "See? The difference between you and me is, I would notย regretย anything I did." When he prodded her breast, she made a half-lazed swatting gesture with her free hand. "I ain't interested inย yourย life, can't even kill you, to be fair. I'm just saying I've done morally questionable things because Iย enjoyย them, whereas you, clearly do not. Your purpose is skewed: you cannot die, and therefore have lostย the drive to do thingsย that make you feel alive." It was her turn to prod his mask with her finger, head tilting even more. "Isn't killing and hurting other people fun?"
Still squatting next to him, she cradled her chin on her palms, looking down at him curiouslu. "What relevance does that have? Have you ever killed someoneย innocent? A child, or somethin' that wasย genuinelyย innocent? Killin' bad guys is like countin' daisies, to be fair." She flashed him a coy little smile. "Besides,ย technicallyย I am the type of person you would normally kill, right?"
