Rules:
1. No drama, please. I'm just here for fun.
2. I'm not very fast, and there's way more of you than there are of me. If it takes me more than 5 minutes to get back to you, please be patient with me.
3. 18+ only, please.
4. For fuck's sake. No one-liners. It's fine out of character, but if I hit you with a paragraph and you send one line, I won't even go to the effort of blocking you. I will just stop replying. It's practically the same thing.
5. Ladies, please keep in mind that I do prefer men. I'm not opposed to roleplaying with women, just please don't expect a lot of enthusiasm towards romance.
6. I'm fine with erotic roleplay, but please know that sex for sex sake is kind of boring. Please at least give me some kind of story to work with, yeah?
7. Just to be clear, I'm pretty submissive. Not at all a switch. Just to get that out in the open, so people don't approach me with the wrong idea.
That's all I can think of for now. I'll add more later if I need to.
