While I'm sure there is a multitude of extravagant and lovely ways to introduce ones self I've chosen to take the simplest route. I come to you now as a veteran of war, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate, now reformed and committed to conquering these heinous and sinister madmen conspiring with corruption vying in the cannabalistically cruel and calamitous violation of individual capacity. All that to say my name is Zenos, rehabilitated, and trying to do what's right through whatever means necessary, It's a pleasure to meet you.
