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Full Name Kyle Broflovski.
Pronunciation Bro-flow-v-skee.
Nickname/Alias Kahl, SBF, the Human Kite.
Pet Name --.
Gender Male.
Gender Role Whatever the hell he wants, fuck you.
Age 14-19.
Birthday May 6th.
Sign Gemini.
Status Single.
Birthplace South Park, Colorado, USA.
physical
Species Human.
Ethnicity Jewish.
Blood Type AB Negative.
Preferred Hand Ambi.
Facial Type Diamond.
Eye Color Green.
Hair Color Bright Red.
Build Slim and fit, plays sports and is generally athletic.
Height 5'3-5'7" (160-170 cm).
Distinguishing Features Red curly hair.
Piercings/Tattoos: Ahahaha, his mother would lynch him.
Disabilities/Illnesses:Diabetic Type 1. Almost died from 'holistic medicine' once and needed a kidney transplant. Died from aids, but was cured through a money injection. Gets sick pretty frequently, more than his other friends.
Addictions: That sweet, sweet insulin, baby.
Orientation ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Relationship Status: Girls are gross!
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well, maybe not all girls...
Current Relationships: None
Past Relationships: A few flings here and there, but nothing serious
Personality: Sharp around the edges, but with an underlying sweetness. Depends on how he sees someone and whether or nor likes them, ranging from sweet, loyal and soft to angry, sailor-mouthed bully. Extremely clever and cunning when he wants to be, even got in an alien Marklar space craft and convinced said Marklar to allow starving Ethiopians to live on their planet instead. Almost actually bombed Pearl Harbor to go against trends. Won't hesitate to serenade someone he likes.
talents:
Sports:He is quite athletically gifted in all sports and is considered to be the best basketball player in South Park, but was denied being able to play professionally because he is short and Jewish, which does not live up to the professional standard. His passion for sports is lacking after his rejection, but he will play still them when given the chance and give other teams a run for their money.
Acting: A decent actor given a good script and the right director. He has starred in a number of his school plays, but tends to get type-casted and isn't able to perform to the best of his abilities.
Computer Skills:He is quite gifted with computers and can make good use of the internet and even some minor hacking.
Video Games:Pretty good at video games, especially Guitar hero, but that's probably because he actually plays guitar and bass.