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03/13/2024 12:06 PM 

Hell's Greatest Dad!

 

Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
"Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!"
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
 
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef?
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!

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Lain

 

Mar 13th 2024 - 5:37 PM

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https://images.app.goo.gl/fBGwCeQ33FAe8Fjn6

Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer (That's true!)
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today? (I was stuck, thank you, sir)
(Oh, you)
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (Aww)
You're like the child that I wish that I had


π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž		 Mar 13th 2024 - 5:39 PM

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Uhh what?
Lain
Lain		 Mar 13th 2024 - 5:40 PM

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I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž		 Mar 13th 2024 - 5:42 PM

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Hold on now!
Lain
Lain		 Mar 13th 2024 - 5:43 PM

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It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž		 Mar 13th 2024 - 5:44 PM

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Lain
Lain		 Mar 13th 2024 - 6:11 PM

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1213603787000774668/1217589070100824146/dgs4u7e-151faac1-c682-4498-90ce-f6f4351cee12.gif?ex=66049330&is=65f21e30&hm=6b64992f4aacbbe36b375de189bf18c460a361c07eceaf14190de2ade9e356b0&

They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž		 Mar 13th 2024 - 6:15 PM

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Others say, that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
Lain
Lain		 Mar 13th 2024 - 6:19 PM

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Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž		 Mar 13th 2024 - 6:21 PM

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What a bunch of losers
Lain
Lain		 Mar 13th 2024 - 6:24 PM

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Can you butt out of my song?
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž		 Mar 13th 2024 - 6:47 PM

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Your song? I started it!
Lain
Lain		 Mar 13th 2024 - 6:57 PM

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I'm singing it, I'll finish it
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž
π»π“Žπ’·π“‡π’Ύπ’Ή π’―π’½π‘’π‘œπ“‡π“Ž		 Mar 13th 2024 - 7:05 PM

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OH, YOU TACKY PIECE OF- 


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