Blitzo here, the one and only IMP-ortant (get it?) imp you'll ever meet. Look, most demons out there are all about fancy titles and boring stuff. Me? I'm a straight shooter. I run the hottest assassination biz in Hell, I.M.P., and let me tell you, the competition is STEEEEEANK!
Now, some uptight prissy-pants might call me a "chaotic little firecracker" or a "walking OSHA violation." Whatever. I call it livin' life on the edge, baby! Sure, things might occasionally (read: frequently) go up in flames, but hey, at least it's exciting!
When I'm not dodging angry clients or wrangling my dysfunctional work fam (those lovable weirdos, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona - (gotta keep an eye on that one, she's got a rebellious streak a mile long), you can find me at a dive bar with some bucks, belting out some classic murder ballads. Life's a party in Hell, folks, and Blitzo's the host with the most...explosives!
P.S. Follow me for hot murder tips, questionable life advice, and maybe a glimpse of Stolas being a massive simp. Don't judge.
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