God father story

Why the hell not every kid needs a bad influence in their life, makes men out of them. Mine was a strange Scotsman who always had a jug on his hips. He told me "Sonny when you get older make sure you leave a lasting impression. Be weird, be free, be a pig, don't regret shit" Now picture all that with a Scottish accent. I fell down laughing but hell I loved that old lush, Ironically he cleaned up and ended up dying bye slipping on frozen molasses. That was what was in the jug the whole time, He was drunk just basically sugar rushed -shrugs-